Great Hypnotist


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Joke ID#3190
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Submitted Byarjun
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It was opening night at the theatre and people came from miles around to see the the very famous hypnotist do his stuff.

As the hypnotist took to the stage, he announced, "Unlike most stage hypnotists who invite two or three people up onto the stage to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."

The people had heard of the famous magic of the hypnotist, so the excitement was almost electric as he withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat.

"I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations."

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch...." The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface.

Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.

"Shit" said the hypnotist.

It took three weeks to clean up the theater.




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Posted by vvz227 Oct 14, 2003

dont get it

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Posted by arjun Oct 15, 2003

the people did exactly what the hypnotist said

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Posted by coldfire Apr 13, 2006

LOL, i cant imagine that

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Posted by teen_wiz May 24, 2006

EWWWWWWWW!!!!!

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Posted by Shastaki Jun 14, 2006

I went to a stage hypnotist once! He had over 20 people up on stage, including me! He made us do embarrasing stuff!

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