The Thing


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Joke ID#3160
Funny (1.48)
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CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted ByLungTungBeng
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Ladies and gentlemen,

This five-letter-word little thing belongs to men, and no women. Some men have long ones, others shorter. It's straight in some men, and crooked in others. It may turn soft or hard in just a matter of seconds. Useless to some, it boasts manhood for others. Children wonder about it, young men are proud of it, while old men see their age in it. And whatever it is, some women love it, while others are afraid of it.

What is that darn thing anyway?



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beard, of course! what else? ;-)




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Posted by cyf360n Oct 10, 2003

Women can grow beards too you know like Priscilla the monkey lady.

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Posted by Eins Jun 08, 2006

Thats cause she's f'd up.

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