Joke ID#3156
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Submitted Byrose_rox
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A kid was sitting on his lawn with a litter of puppies one morning. George Bush was on his morning run, accompanied by some Secret Service workers. He kindly asked the boy what kind of puppies they were.
The little boy said, "Republicans."

The President beamed, patted the boy on the head, and said, "Atta boy!"

A few weeks later Bush was jogging again, this time with Dick Cheney in tow. Bush stopped at the boy's house, winked at Dick and said, "Hi little boy, what kind of puppies are those?"

The boy said, "Democrats."

Bush was shocked and crushed. "What happened? A few weeks ago they were Republicans!"

The boy answered, "Well, then the puppies opened their eyes."

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Posted by skoolkid Aug 27, 2004

Excellently done!! That was funny!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by Nicky101 Dec 17, 2004

I'm democratic but I think a republican would still laugh at that !

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Posted by knightdog Feb 26, 2005

So, what is your complaint? It doesn't really matter which party it insults, does it? I am a Democrat, and I would'nt mind reading a joke insulting my party. You should respect those who submit jokes to insult your party. Just humor them for the sake of the joke.

Comment score: 3  

Posted by schatzy228 Dec 18, 2005

agreed i am a republican, and will use this joke in reverse order often

Comment score: 3  

Posted by rac76 Dec 18, 2005

This is the only joke that I know. The first time I heard this one was about 10 years go, and it was with the Clintons. Its still a good joke.

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