Mice


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Joke ID#314
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Rating (1.58)
CategoryLightbulb  
Submitted Bydsquared
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two (think about it)




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Posted by datra16 Mar 21, 2003

d!!!! I'M SHOCKED!!!!

Comment score: -1  

Posted by dsquared Mar 23, 2003

I know, I know, but it's one of my faves, I just find it very very funny ;P .

Comment score: 0  

Posted by kiwioz9 Apr 14, 2003

Lol love it! Had to think about it for a second though, hehe. Very nice D.

Comment score: 1  

Posted by marymary Apr 25, 2003

lovely.

Comment score: 1  

Posted by snowmachine88 May 24, 2003

Would you explain it to me plz?

Comment score: 3  

Posted by snowmachine88 May 24, 2003

never mind

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Posted by Drunky Sep 04, 2003

I dont get it. Someone explain?

Comment score: 2  

Posted by 7catac7 Nov 10, 2003

mice means more than 1.

Comment score: 2  

Posted by silvermoonisis Apr 16, 2005

For those of you who don't get it...there's another meaning to the word "screw"...think about it

Comment score: 3  

Posted by BrownEyes May 29, 2005

Oh I get it! that took me a while

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Posted by dsquared Jun 13, 2005

Heh heh... yeah, it's a bit like that. I remember the first time I heard this one, I was the same.

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Posted by MasterG3154 Sep 22, 2005

That's stupid you have to say the plural to ask the question.

Comment score: -1  

Posted by violasrule Feb 09, 2006

That took me WAY too long

Comment score: 1  

Posted by Question_Sleep Jun 10, 2006

I tell my friends this joke ALL THE TIME. Hilarious!!!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by Battery Jun 11, 2006

Best lightbulb joke EVER!!!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by chellie1911 Oct 24, 2007

omg i still dont get it ive read all ur comments but i dunt get it *blond moment* can someone message me to explain it please - im proper confussed here! thanks chellie

Comment score: 2  

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