The Priest and the Lawyer

Joke ID#303
Funny (2.92)
Rating (0.88)
Submitted Bydatra16
Corrected By silly_goose
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A truck driver was driving down the highway when he saw a priest at the side of the road. He stopped to pick up the priest and give him a ride. A ways down the road the truck driver saw a lawyer on the side of the road. He turned the truck on a direct course with the lawyer. Then he thought 'Oh no, I have a priest in the truck. I can't run down this lawyer!' and at the last second the truck driver swerved to miss the lawyer. But, the truck driver heard a thump outside of the truck. He looked in his rear-view mirror but didn't see anything.

He turned to the priest and said 'Sorry Father, I just missed that lawyer at the side of the road.' The priest said 'Don't worry son, I got him with my door'

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Posted by ntsoaky Sep 04, 2006

I'm so sad 2day but cudnt help laughing at this one.

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