Pockets


Details
Joke ID#2817
Funny (2.38)
Rating (2.22)
CategoryChildren  
Submitted Byalex1234
Corrected By Newf
Special Add To My Favorites
Email Joke to Friend

Rate Joke
(126 votes so far)

If you become a registered user you can vote on this joke.



There was a little boy who had just learned to count on his fingers. One day his uncle came to visit and the boy was anxious to show off his newly acquired skill. He told the uncle to ask him an addition question. So the uncle asked, "What is three plus four?" The little boy counts it out on his fingers and said, "Seven." The uncle said, "Listen kid, you can't count it out on your hands because someday when you are in school, a teacher will get mad at you for it. Now put your hands in your pockets." So the little boy put his hands in his pockets and his uncle asked, "What is five plus five?" The uncle saw movement in the boys pockets, then the boy
said, "Eleven."



Comments on this Joke
Hide Comments Below :
Posted by adoontourious Oct 11, 2003

whoah

Comment score: -1  

Posted by bird_luver Apr 22, 2005

roflmfao!!! i cant breath! im laughing too hard! i love it! it took me a sec, but it was - well, i still cant breath from laughing! did i mention that i love it?

Comment score: 0  

Posted by juggleboy502 Jun 13, 2005

i dont get it?

Comment score: 2  

Posted by juggleboy502 Jun 17, 2005

ohhhh, it means that he counted his pen--, ok, got it, lol

Comment score: 0  

You need to Register before you can comment.
Username: Password:

New Users...      Forgot Password?