Men are like...

Joke ID#2794
Funny (2.55)
Rating (0.72)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted Byxiaobaby
Corrected By Quado
Special Add To My Favorites
Email Joke to Friend

Rate Joke
(108 votes so far)

If you become a registered user you can vote on this joke.

Men are like... Placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table.

Men are like... Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like... Government Bonds. They take so long to mature.

Men are like... Lava Lamps. Fun to look at but not so bright.

Men are like... Bank accounts, without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

Men are like... High heels, they're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

Comments on this Joke
Hide Comments Below :

There are no comments on this joke

You need to Register before you can comment.
Username: Password:

New Users...      Forgot Password?