Heavy Soup


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Joke ID#2763
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Submitted Byrose_rox
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What kind of soup weighs 1000 pounds?

Won ton soup!




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Posted by alex1234 Sep 14, 2003

it is supposed to be - What kind of soup weighs 1000 pounds? Won Ton soup

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Posted by einat17 Sep 19, 2003

That's the funniest one liner here!

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Posted by pheonix_down Oct 23, 2003

I love this! but isn't a ton 2000 pounds?

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Posted by bigdog0316 Jan 18, 2005

phoenixdown is right.i got your back .one ton equals 2000 pounds.come on people look it up.

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Posted by munkieluver Apr 01, 2005

yeah it's' 2000

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Posted by shimmermaid Oct 15, 2005

Oh...this is hilarious

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Posted by monkey_balls Oct 15, 2005

a ton is 2000 lbs.

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