A Pig Story

Joke ID#2749
Funny (3.28)
Rating (1.53)
Submitted Bycyf360n
Corrected By Newf
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Bill Clinton's limo is driving along a back country road on the way back to Washington from Camp David, when all of a sudden a pig jumps out in front of the limo. Bill, upset, tells the chauffeur to drive to the nearest farm house so he can pay for the damages and apologize.

They arrive at the farm house up the road, and Clinton tells the driver to go inside and tell the farmer and his wife what happened.

2 hours later, the driver emerges from the door with his clothes in disarray, a brown paper bag, and a huge smile across his face.

Bill wants to know what happened. The driver tells him, "I went inside, they made me a nice steak, then the parents introduced meto their 24 year old daughter who was a finalist in the Miss America Pageant, they left us alone to have sex for an hour, and when I was finished, I came downstairs and the mother had thisbag of cookies for me."

Bill says, "What did you tell them?"

The driver replies, "I told them I was Bill Clinton's driver, and that I just killed the pig."

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Posted by your_king Mar 04, 2004

pretty funny.

Comment score: 2  

Posted by schatzy228 Jan 20, 2006

definitely goes into favs

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Posted by jedichick1 Apr 20, 2006

roflmao!!!!!!! GREAT JOKE!!!!!!!!! luv it!!!!!!!!! favs for sure

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Posted by BBKatsu Nov 30, 2007

This joke is legend!!! Straight 2 faves!!!

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Posted by Fathead Apr 21, 2010

Very punny.

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