Laugh at the Pregnant Lady


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Joke ID#2711
Funny (3.31)
Rating (1.33)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted Byxiaobaby
Corrected By Fathead
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A young 6-month pregnant lady boarded a bus and took a seat. She noticed a young man smiling at her and got humiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused. She moved again and then on her fourth move he burst out laughing. She had him arrested.

The case came before the court, and when asked why he acted in such a manner, the man replied, "When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing she was pregnant. She sat under an advertisement which read, 'Coming Soon: The Gold Dust Twins.'

Then she moved under one that read, 'Sloans Liniments Remove Swelling.'

I was even more amused when she sat under a shaving advertisement which read, 'William's Stick Did The Trick.'

I could not control myself any longer when on the fourth move she sat under an advertisement which read, 'Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident.'"

He won the case.




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Posted by jonesy Dec 21, 2004

Awesome! That is so funny

Comment score: 7  

Posted by avril_lavigne Apr 10, 2005

Excellent 3 Thumbs up!

Comment score: 7  

Posted by LA7726 May 06, 2005

SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!

Comment score: 7  

Posted by mrhugs Jul 15, 2005

Where does this take place, Communist Russia? You can't get arrested for laughing.

Comment score: 4  

Posted by shimmermaid Sep 28, 2005

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Posted by cartwheelmac Feb 10, 2006

That is funny!!

Comment score: 4  

Posted by crazy2010 May 15, 2006

thats funny!

Comment score: 0  

Posted by bballrox2123 Jun 07, 2006

i get the last 2 but i dont get the first 2..... can someone explain?

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Posted by jokester13 Jul 06, 2006

sweet!! that is soo... awesome. I love it!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by Shastaki Sep 10, 2006

mrhugs, he was arrested because he was, supposedly, laughing at her pregnancy. That's called discrimination.

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Posted by thekewlestkid Feb 11, 2007

lolz hilarious.... i woulda laughed too

Comment score: 1  

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