He Knows What He's Doing


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Joke ID#2675
Funny (2.57)
Rating (2.47)
CategoryRedneck  
Submitted Byrose_rox
Corrected By Celanba
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One morning a boy got up and was leaving the house with a hand full of chicken wire. His father said, 'Son, where are you going?' The son replied, 'I'm going to catch me some chickens.' The father said, 'Son, you can't catch chickens with chicken wire.' But the son insisted that he knew what he was doing.

Later on that day, the son came home with two chickens in his hand. The father thought, 'I guess he knows what he's doing.' The next morning, the son got up and was leaving the house with some duck tape. The father said, 'Son, where are you going?' The son replied, 'I'm going to catch some ducks.' The father yelled, 'You can't catch ducks with duct tape!' The son insisted that he knew what he was doing.

Awhile later, the son came home with two ducks under each arm. The father thought, 'Shoot, I guess he does know what he's doing!' The next morning the son got up and was leaving the house with a hand full of pussywillows. The father said, 'Hold up, son, let me put on my shoes!'



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Posted by kgirlca Feb 08, 2004

I don't get it.

Comment score: -1  

Posted by undercover-ed Nov 23, 2004

He's going to get some p----.

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Posted by ashleyrena143 Jun 18, 2005

It is spelled duct tape but it was still funny!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by imlaughin Sep 11, 2005

funny, but y is it in the rendneck category?

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