Actual Car Accident Statements

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The following are copies of actual written statements submitted to the police on report forms. The drivers were instructed to give brief statements on the particulars of the accident in their own words.

Here are some examples .......

Woman Driver: I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.

Man Driver: A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.

Woman Driver: The guy was all over the road, I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.

Man Driver: I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my Mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.

Man Driver: In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.

Man Driver: I had been driving my car for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had the accident.

Woman Driver: I saw the slow moving, sad face, old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car.

Woman Driver: I had been learning to drive with power steering. I turned the wheel to what I thought was enough and found myself in a different direction going the opposite way.

Man Driver: I was on my way to the doctor's with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.

Man Driver: To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian.

Woman Driver: My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.

Woman Driver: An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle and vanished.

Man Driver: The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran over him.

Man Driver: My girlfriend kissed me. I lost control and woke up in the hospital.

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