Chinese Proverds

Joke ID#2577
Funny (2.66)
Rating (1.3)
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Submitted ByNewf
Corrected By anchmike
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Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man
give wife upright organ.

Man who walk through airport turnstile
sideways going to Bangkok.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

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Posted by alex1234 Aug 22, 2003

i saw this joke on another joke site but it still makes me laugh

Comment score: 5  

Posted by alex1234 Dec 08, 2003

i think the war one is the best

Comment score: 3  

Posted by deepsea Aug 14, 2005

my favorite is the chopstick one

Comment score: 1  

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