Raw Elements

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Submitted Byyoyoblond
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In school one day, the teacher decided that in science class she would teach about the elements. So she stood in the front of the class and said, "Children, if you could have one raw element in the world what would it be?"
Little Stevie raised his hand and said, "I would want gold, because gold is worth a lot of money and I could buy a Porsche."

The teacher nodded and called on little Susie.

Little Susie said, "I would want platinum, because platinum is worth more than gold and I could buy a Corvette"

The teacher smiled and then called on Little Johnny. Little Johnny stood up and said, "I would want silicon."

The teacher said, "Why Johnny?"

He responded by saying, "Because my mom has two bags of it and you should see all the sports cars outside our house!"

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Posted by mathlover639 Nov 24, 2005

i don't get it

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Posted by taran083 Feb 27, 2006

When women want to enhance their breasts through cosmetic surgery (that is to say, make them larger) The Surgeons use silicon to add to the size. they cut into the breast and input the silicon. When johnny said "2 bags" he meant his mom's breasts. and since she has big breasts, men like her, and buy her things (hence the cars)

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