Fun Ways To Confuse Trick-Or-Treaters

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Give away something other than candy. (Toothpicks, golf balls, AOL Disks, etc.)

Wait behind the door until some people come. When they get near the door, jump out, wearing a costume, and holding a bag, and yell, "Trick or Treat!" Look at them, scratch your head, and act confused.

Fill a briefcase with marbles and crackers. Write on it, "Top Secret" in big letters. When trick-or-treaters come, look around suspiciously, say, "It's about time you got here," give them the briefcase, and quickly shut the door.

Get about 30 people to wait in your living room. When trick-or-treaters come to the door, say, "Come in." When they do, have everyone yell, "Surprise!!!" Act like it's a surprise party.

Get everyone who comes to the door to come in and see if they can figure out what's wrong with your dishwasher. Insist that it makes an unnatural "whirring" sound.

After you give them candy, hand the trick-or-treaters a bill.

Open the door dressed as a giant fish. Immediately collapse, and don't move or say anything until the trick-or-treaters go away.

When you answer the door, hold up one candybar, throw it out into the street, and yell, "Crawl for it!"

When you answer the door, look at the trick-or-treaters, act shocked and scared, and start screaming your head off. Slam the door and runaround the house, screaming until they go away.

Insist that the trick-or-treaters each do ten push-ups before you give them any candy.

Hand out menus to the trick-or-treaters and let them order their candy. Keep asking if anyone wants to see the wine list.

Get a catapult. Sit on your porch and catapult pumpkins at anyone who comes within 50 yards of your house.

When people come to the door, jump out a nearby window, crashing through the glass, and run as far away from your house as you can.

Answer the door dressed as a pilgrim. Stare at the trick-or-treaters for a moment, pretend to be confused, and start flipping through a calendar.

Instead of candy, give away colored eggs. If anyone protests, explain that the eggs are the only thing you had left over from Easter.

Answer the door dressed as a dentist. Angrily give the trick-or-treaters a two-hour lecture on tooth decay.

Answer the door with a mouthful of M & M's and several half-eaten candy bars in your hands. Act surprised, and close the door. Open it again in a few seconds, and insist that you don't have any candy.

Hand out cigarettes and bottles of asprin.

Put a crown on a pumpkin and put the pumpkin on a throne on your porch. Insist that all of the trick-or-treaters bow before the pumpkin.

Dress up like a bunny rabbit. Yell and curse from the moment you open the door, and angrily throw the candy at the trick-or-treaters. Slam the door when you're finished.

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Posted by fauck Aug 22, 2004

i've not one idea what the whole thing is about anyway. too many wierd things, and it's really odd. what is this all about?

Comment score: 5  

Posted by fauck Jun 15, 2005

what the hell is this. i can't understand a thing. what are you even talking about??

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Posted by fauck Jun 18, 2005


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Posted by fauck Jun 23, 2005

The joke is about ways to confuse trick or treaters! Read the title. YEAH I CAN READ THE TITLE BUT WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN? EVERYTHING IS SO DARN CONFUSING.

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Posted by wocka Jun 23, 2005

fauck, you're not the only one that doesn't understand this. i don't know what they're talking about either. don't know why people wouldn't respond to it. i asked my friends and family but none of them understand either. i even checked the word trick-or-treaters in my english dictionary but there's no entry on that word. but it sounds like jokes people play on each other i guess.

Comment score: 7  

Posted by tsurt Jun 30, 2005

For those of you who don't understand, here's a dictionary:

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Posted by fauck Jul 01, 2005

hmph...thx for explanation. it's only celebrated in THREE countries in the world. how is everyone gonna know, eh?? rare celebrations.

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Posted by juggleboy502 Aug 18, 2005

yea, i know, fauck, they just ASSUME that u live in america, but halloween is a holiday celebrated every year in october where trick-or-treaters go door to door to ask for candy, thats what this joke is all about i thought they were funny, though does that explain?

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Posted by fauck Aug 24, 2005

thanks juggleboy. you are a nice person.

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Posted by AmiaMarie523 Feb 22, 2006

Halloween is a holiday that originated in America. Young kids dress up as witches, ghosts, or other scary characters and go around to peoples' houses and ask for candy. They're called trick-or-treaters and yes the holiday is only celebrated in America, Canada, and one other country but Ihave forgotten. I was glad to help anyone who doesn't understand if there is anything else that you don't understand, email me

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Posted by kikadez Mar 17, 2006

that ws very amusing

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Posted by joke_lover_101 Apr 09, 2006

i agree

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Posted by hubluza Jun 18, 2006

actuallyit stared in mexico as day of the dead and eventually some kids dressed up as ghosts and ghouls and got stuff from scared people and now has laws and free candy andcelebrted i n the best country ever, USA

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Posted by Shastaki Aug 24, 2006

For one thing, it's NOT just 3 countries!! It's celebrated in the USA, Canada, and the BRITISH ISLES! THAT IS MORE THAN ONE COUNTRY. Oh, and, by the way, it DIDN'T originate in America. It was brought to America by Irish settlers. That's just like America too, taking credit for everything other people do and acting like their country is the best in the world. WELL, F**K THOSE BAS*ARDS!!!!!!!

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Posted by locked_in_hell Sep 04, 2006

i loved this joke. things i can do on halloween

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Posted by spood495 Oct 29, 2007

go halloween!! fauck where r u even from then?

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Posted by Alexeagle Dec 02, 2007

Halloween's celebrated in Britain too

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Posted by Jokester Mar 02, 2008

And Canada

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Posted by izzy1998 May 26, 2009

first of all not all americans are like that so callin us bas*erds is just cruel that was only one person who said america rules out of milloins of americans and i saw that someone said t originated in mexio which is true yes its only celebrated in a few countries but some peoples still get it so dont complain you wouldnt believe how many jokes ive seen that americans wouldnt unerstand if you have to do a bbit of research if you live in a different countrie that doesnt make the bad but you said was mean and hurt alot

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