Ways to annoy your waiter


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Submitted ByNewf
Corrected By timmycool
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1. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.

2. Ask, "Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really bad actor?"

3. After he describes each special, you shout, "Garbage!"

4. Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage".

5. Every few seconds, yell, "More waffles, Cuomo!"

6. Insist that before ordering, you be allowed to touch the London broil.

7. Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge Superman for dinner, would you?"

8. Every time you eat or drink, cough really hard.

9. As he walks by to the kitchen, scream, "He's gonna spit in the chowder!"

10. Three words: eat the check.




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Posted by sarcastic_brat53 Aug 29, 2003

hehehe!

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Posted by shimmermaid Oct 17, 2005

Oh that's wicked, that is...

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Posted by rlb0613 Oct 17, 2005

It makes much more sense when you see the title, which they don't show on the "joke of the day" email.

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Posted by coldfire Jan 29, 2007

those statements will make you looks like a crazy

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Posted by phyllisa Jan 29, 2007

If you eat the check, you'll end up washing the dishes!

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Posted by meonly Jan 29, 2007

haha! loved it, and yeah, they should include the title in the email!!!

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