Bear Attack


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Joke ID#251
Funny (2.36)
Rating (0.87)
CategoryOther / Misc  
Submitted ByDrunky
Corrected By boodler
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Two guys are in the woods camping out when a bear attacks them. While the bear sniffs around the food, the first guy starts lacing up his sneakers.
The second guys goes, "Are you crazy? You can't outrun a bear!"
The first guy replies, "I dont need to; I only have to outrun you."




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