Surgery the Redneck Way


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Joke ID#250
Funny (3.05)
Rating (1.56)
CategoryRedneck  
Submitted ByDrunky
Corrected By anchmike
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There once was a redneck and his redneck wife. The wife didn't want another child, and asked the redneck husband to get surgery so he can't impregnate his wife.

The redneck goes to a very expensive doctor. The doctor who is in a hurry and is sure the redneck can't pay for his operation, just hands the redneck a firecracker and says, "Light this, hold it, count to 10." The redneck is confused but the doctor seems to know what he's doing.

The redneck goes home and lights the firecracker. He starts counting with the aid of his fingers... "1...2...3...4...5..." The redneck pauses, puts the firecracker between his legs and resumes counting on the other hand....




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Posted by arjun May 28, 2004

wooooohooooo hahaha 2 good!!

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Posted by purplepineapple Feb 10, 2005

The pain must have been excruciating!!!! (I'm working on my vocab!)

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Posted by monkey_balls May 24, 2005

my god! how painful!

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Posted by buttons Jun 09, 2005

funniiieeee

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Posted by buttons Jun 09, 2005

funniiieeee

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Posted by settra626 Apr 14, 2006

ow........

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Posted by ntsoaky Jun 21, 2006

man that's bad :

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Posted by medster99 Jun 25, 2006

owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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Posted by Shastaki Aug 27, 2006

Owww . . . I'm a girl and I felt that!

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Posted by coldfire Feb 12, 2007

ouchhhh:p

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Posted by Alexeagle Nov 28, 2007

Calm down ComfyAndJoy. It's called a joke.

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