Speaking With The General

Joke ID#2467
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Submitted ByNewf
Corrected By boodler
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It was a dark, stormy, night. The marine was on his first assignment, and it was guard duty.

A general stepped out taking his dog for a walk. The nervous young private snapped to attention, made a perfect salute, and snapped out "Sir, good evening, sir!"

The general, out for some relaxation, returned the salute and said, "Good evening, soldier, nice night, isn't it?"

Well, it wasn't a nice night, but the private wasn't going to disagree with the general, so the he saluted again and replied, "Sir, yes sir!"

The general continued, "You know, there's something about a stormy night that I find soothing, it's really relaxing. Don't you agree?"

The private didn't agree, but then the private was just a private, and responded, "Sir, yes sir!"

The general, pointing at the dog, "This is a golden retriever, the best type of dog to train."

The private glanced at the dog, saluted yet again and said "Sir, yes sir!"

The general continued, "I got this dog for my wife."

The private simply said, "Good trade, Sir!"

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Posted by cyf360n Sep 06, 2003


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Posted by einat17 Sep 19, 2003

Good one! LOL

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Posted by DaGreatCowfucius Jan 22, 2004

Wondeful joke. Nicly worded, and an unexpected punchline! Keep up the good work!

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Posted by undercover_joker May 14, 2006

and trust me that guy is never gonna be more than a private huh huh huh funny

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