Ticket Please

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Submitted ByNewf
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Three lawyers and three engineers are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, each of the three lawyers buys a ticket while the three engineers buy only one ticket.

"How can the three of you travel on one ticket?" asks a lawyer.

"Watch and you'll see," answers an engineer.

Aboard the train the lawyers take their respective seats while all three engineers cram into the restroom and squeeze the door closed behind them.

When the conductor comes around collecting tickets, he knocks on the restroom door and says, "Ticket, please." The door opens a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.

The lawyers are impressed with this clever idea. On the way home from the conference, they decide to copy the engineers' technique. At the station, they buy a single ticket for their return trip. To their astonishment, the engineers don't buy a ticket at all!

"How on earth are you going to pull this off?" asks a lawyer.

"Watch and you'll see," answers an engineer.

They board the train. The three lawyers cram into one restroom and the three engineers cram into the other restroom.

Shortly after the train departs, one of the engineers leaves his restroom and knocks on the other restroom door. "Ticket, please!"

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Posted by tsurt Dec 01, 2005

Genius! Hehe, that was so funny!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by fuba_juba Mar 14, 2006

Dude there was no cuss word. But if there was then ya. Nice Joke

Comment score: 2  

Posted by honey_11 Apr 05, 2006

HaH! hilarious! cuss word?

Comment score: 3  

Posted by undercover_joker May 06, 2006

What is a cuss word? anyways funny, but not so smart remeber they are lawyers. So be carefull what you say next week in court

Comment score: 2  

Posted by Shastaki Jun 16, 2006

Heh! Nice! I heard that joke on a different site, only it was between Mac employees and Windows employees. Guess which was which! Hint: The Mac people were the smart ones.

Comment score: 2  

Posted by Sassy_101 Jul 06, 2006

A cuss word is like a bad word or a swear word. Great Joke

Comment score: 3  

Posted by phoenixoflife Oct 18, 2006

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Posted by carissker9 Nov 29, 2006


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Posted by Fathead Sep 08, 2007

Ha!, that was awesome.

Comment score: 1  

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