S Stands For Snail


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Submitted Byrose_rox
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There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around a while, he decided that the Ferraro 240-Z was the car to get. So the snail goes to the nearest Ferraro dealer and says he wants to buy the 240-Z, but he wants it repainted "240-S".
The dealer asks, "Why 'S'?"

The snail replies, "'S' stands for snail. I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know who's driving."

Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a car to a snail, so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small fee.

The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring happily down the highway at top speed. And whenever anyone would see him zooming by, they'd say "Wow! Look at that S-car go!"





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Posted by newf Aug 17, 2003

Great Joke!!!!!!

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Posted by rwethereyet Apr 10, 2005

Cute ice-breaker for my next blind date.

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Posted by sweetpeao4o3 Apr 10, 2005

I'm sorry but I don't get! Can somebody please explain it?

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Posted by rose_rox Apr 23, 2005

thanks guys. S-Cargo = escargo = (cooked) snail

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Posted by imlaughin Sep 06, 2005

great joke, cute. good job rose_rox!

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Posted by Shastaki Aug 30, 2006

My old science teacher told me that joke!

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