Drunk Guy

Joke ID#241
Funny (3.32)
Rating (0.75)
Submitted ByDrunky
Corrected By boodler
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2 cops are sitting in their car outside of a local bar. They were waiting to see if anyone would drive home drunk. A guy stumbles out, obviously drunk out of his mind. He falls down flat on his face.

5 bar patrons leave the bar. The cops don't care about the other patrons, they are just waiting for him to start up his car. He falls again on his face.

5 more patrons leave the bar. Finally the drunk stumbles to his car door and opens it up and sits inside.

6 patrons leave the bar. Finally the drunk starts up his car but before he could move the cops are on him sticking a breathalyzer in his face.

He takes the test and passes with blood alcohol level of 0.00. The cops are pissed and asked him what the hell he was doing.

The drunk replies, "I'm the designated decoy."

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Posted by buttons Sep 12, 2005

Very Clever

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Posted by ac3p1l07 Sep 17, 2005

I actually had a friend do that for me once.

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Posted by celanba Feb 20, 2006

Very good!!

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Posted by ntsoaky Aug 31, 2006

2 my faves!

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Posted by timmycool Sep 03, 2006

hahahahaha!!! funny!!

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Posted by phoenixoflife Oct 23, 2006

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Posted by brain_dead Apr 10, 2007

oh that great. man o man. i so wasn't expecting that! very funny

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Posted by Joke_Master Oct 23, 2007

i dont get it

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Posted by popesantaxiv Oct 31, 2007

he was sent by the other guys to distract the police officers

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Posted by BSBlaugh Jan 30, 2008

That is a really great joke!!!

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