The Senility Prayer


Details
Joke ID#2387
Funny (2.57)
Rating (0.72)
CategoryOther / Misc  
Submitted ByNewf
Special Add To My Favorites
Email Joke to Friend

Rate Joke
(91 votes so far)

If you become a registered user you can vote on this joke.



God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway. The good fortune to run into the ones that I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.

Now that I'm older, here's what I've discovered . . .

1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran.

3. I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.

4.Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...

5. All reports are in; life is now officially unfair.

6. If all is not lost, where is it?

7. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.

8. I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few...

9. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

10. Only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom.

11. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.

12. When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?

13. It's not hard to meet expenses...they're everywhere.

14. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

15. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter...
I go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm here after.









Comments on this Joke
Hide Comments Below :
Posted by tsurt Jan 15, 2006

No. 10 is so true and absolutely hilarious! Well done!

Comment score: 1  

You need to Register before you can comment.
Username: Password:

New Users...      Forgot Password?