Crazy Laws in California


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-Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.

-Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.

-Many animals are illegal to own as pets, including snails, sloths, and elephants.

-Bathhouses are against the law.

-In an animal shelter, lizards and snakes are treated under the same guidelines as cats and dogs.

-No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.

-Women may not drive in a house coat.

-It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.





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Posted by boodler Apr 26, 2006

Quite right, no-one should be allowed to drive in a house coat; it's much better to drive in a car

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