The Devoted Wife

Joke ID#2378
Funny (2.73)
Rating (0.66)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted ByNewf
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A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband. Now he had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to his senses, he motioned for her to come near him.
As she sat by him, he said, ''You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?''

''What, my dear?'' she asked gently.

''I think you bring me bad luck.''

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Posted by shimmermaid Oct 04, 2005

Well, for the situation, it's as funny as it can be...

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Posted by goosh Oct 04, 2005

actually i found it rather amusing, but it was funny!

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Posted by SexyChic Oct 20, 2005

Another great joe, Newf!!!

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Posted by Fathead Aug 27, 2010

The little ingrate.

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