The Shiny-Walled Box Thingie
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A small boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves.
The lad asked, "What is this, father?"
The father (having never seen an elevator) responded, "I have no idea what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched as small circles lit up above the walls.
The walls opened up again and a beautiful twenty-four-year-old woman stepped out.
The father looked at his son anxiously and said, "Go get your mother."
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Posted by aeropostale101
 
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Jan 30, 2004 |
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Great Joke  its just a bit confusing, at first i didn't underatand, nor did my friends, its not very self explainitory but still GREAT JOKE LOL  |
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Posted by tyranos
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Apr 07, 2004 |
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It's very self explanatory. I sure wish elevators really could do that though. |
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Posted by kreed17
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Sep 12, 2004 |
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That's soooo funny!!!!
LOL LOL LOL |
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Posted by jonesy
 
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Jan 21, 2005 |
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I think this is an awesome joke. Well Done!  |
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Posted by shimmermaid
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Jun 04, 2005 |
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haha! im sure a lot of people wish an elevator could do that!  |
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Posted by phantomgal
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Sep 23, 2005 |
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oh i get it.(as the lightbulb goes on finally) |
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Posted by sk8e
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Nov 16, 2005 |
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its a really good joke but for those really stupid people who didn't get it you could have started out saying they were omish or something  |
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Posted by celanba
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Mar 17, 2006 |
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What are they Amish or something?
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Posted by violasrule
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Apr 09, 2006 |
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Newf, I LOVE ur jokes, keep 'em coming |
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Posted by beecool
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Apr 20, 2006 |
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I don't get it and I read it twice...could someone please explain??   |
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Posted by yauhin
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May 03, 2006 |
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Loved it, but I think it could have went under "Redneck"... |
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Posted by ComfyAndJoy
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May 21, 2006 |
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dupe
but still funy
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Posted by Shastaki
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Jun 14, 2006 |
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Awesome! |
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Posted by mellew
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Jun 17, 2006 |
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they never saw an elevator so when they saw an ugly, old woman go in and a beautiful young woman come out he wanted his wife to do that. i liked it |
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Posted by cheer492
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Sep 10, 2006 |
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lol i loved it...now i feel stupid b/c i didnt understand at first lol good one!!!! |
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Posted by coolhndsme
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Sep 23, 2006 |
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very funny |
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Posted by wizkid
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Sep 23, 2006 |
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ROTF |
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Posted by bmonkey
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Sep 25, 2006 |
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good job!  |
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