Mafia Christmas


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Joke ID#2371
Funny (3.13)
Rating (0.76)
CategoryChildren  
Submitted ByNewf
Corrected By Fathead
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A mafioso's son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus. He first writes, "Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy the whole year, so I want a new..." He looks at it, then crumples it up into a ball and throws it away.

He gets out a new piece of paper and writes again, "Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy for most of the year, so I want a new..." He again looks at it with disgust and throws it away.

He then gets an idea. He goes into his mother's room, takes a statue of the Virgin Mary, puts it in the closet, and locks the door. He takes another piece of paper and writes, "Dear baby Jesus. If you ever want to see your mother again..."




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Posted by Misty Dec 23, 2004

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HEH HEH HEH WHEW. That was so funny.....*cough* I almost loughed my *cough* *cough* Head off!!!!*cough*

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Posted by hockychic Jul 14, 2005

hilarious!

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Posted by taran083 Dec 25, 2005

i think this is a dupe...

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Posted by undercover_joker Jun 02, 2006

yes thats right threaten him blck mail works good too! no, i am just joking, great job though!

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Posted by undercover_joker Jun 02, 2006

yes thats right threaten him blck mail works good too! no, i am just joking, great job though!

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Posted by undercover_joker Jun 02, 2006

yes thats right threaten him blck mail works good too! no, i am just joking, great job though!

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Posted by undercover_joker Jun 02, 2006

yes thats right threaten him blck mail works good too! no, i am just joking, great job though!

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Posted by undercover_joker Jun 02, 2006

I am sooooo sorry i dont know what happened!!!!!

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Posted by undercover_joker Jun 02, 2006

I am sooooo sorry i dont know what happened!!!!!

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Posted by undercover_joker Jun 02, 2006

I am sooooo sorry i dont know what happened!!!!!

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Posted by undercover_joker Jun 02, 2006

I am sooooo sorry i dont know what happened!!!!!

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Posted by undercover_joker Jun 02, 2006

I am sooooo sorry i dont know what happened!!!!!

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Posted by undercover_joker Jun 02, 2006

I am sooooo sorry i dont know what happened!!!!!

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Posted by undercover_joker Jun 02, 2006

I am sooooo sorry i dont know what happened!!!!!

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Posted by undercover_joker Jun 02, 2006

I am sooooo sorry i dont know what happened!!!!!

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Posted by undercover_joker Jun 02, 2006

I am sooooo sorry i dont know what happened!!!!!

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Posted by undercover_joker Jun 02, 2006

I am sooooo sorry i dont know what happened!!!!!

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Posted by goosh Jun 04, 2006

hahaha that was great, maybe that will work for me next year! jk, but good job

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Posted by ntsoaky Sep 14, 2006

hehehehahaha *gasp* hahahahahah *gasp*! Excellent

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