Chrome Plate


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Joke ID#2207
Funny (2.51)
Rating (0.74)
CategoryPuns  
Submitted ByEinat17
Corrected By Celanba
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A man went to his dentist because he has a strange feeling in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, "That new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?"
The man replies, "All I can think of is that about four months ago my wife made some asparagus and put some stuff on it that was delicious...Hollandaise sauce. I loved it so much I now put it on everything - meat, toast, fish, vegtables, everything."
"Well," says the dentist, "That's probably the problem. Hollandaise sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. It has eaten away your upper plate. I'll make you a new plate, and this time use chrome."

"Why chrome?" asks the patient.

To which the dentist replies, "It's simple. Everyone knows that there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!"




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Posted by shimmermaid Nov 03, 2005

HEY momo! It's a pun...chill out! Very cute!

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Posted by zemoxian Nov 09, 2005

All jokes in the Puns section should be considered to have an implicit "Groan Alert" label. I've never met a pun that didn't make me groan. The better the pun, the bigger the groan! Besides, "There's no place like home for the holidays" is cheese enough by itself. That should rank this one high enough among the puns.

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Posted by eabreu92 Nov 13, 2005

i'm sorry...but i don't get it as to the joke's quality, ALL puns make you groan

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