Ten Things A Woman Will Never Say

Joke ID#2191
Funny (2.41)
Rating (1.19)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted Bysurf243
Corrected By Celanba
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10. What do you mean "today's our anniversary"?

9. Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV.

8. Ohh, this diamond is way too big!

7. And for our honeymoon we're going fishing in Alaska!

6. Can our relationship get a little more physical? I'm tired of being "just friends".

5. Honey does this outfit make my butt look too small?

4. Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there.

3. Is that phone for me? Tell 'em I'm not here.

2. I don't care if it is on sale, 300 dollars is too much for a designer dress.

1. Hey, pull my finger!

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