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Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this one!

Did you hear about the Texas Teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots? He asked for help and she could see why.

Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on. Finally, when the second boot was on, she had worked up a sweat.

She almost cried when the little boy said, "Teacher, they're on the wrong feet."

She looked and sure enough, they were. It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as together they worked to get the boots back on - this time on the right feet.

He then announced, "These aren't my boots."

She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and scream, "Why didn't you say so?" like she wanted to. And, once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet. No sooner they got the boots off and he said, "They're my brother's boots. My Mom made me wear 'em."

Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry. But, she mustered up the grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots on his feet again. Helping him into his coat, she asked, "Now, where are your mittens?" He said,

"I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots."

Her trial starts next month.





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Posted by xinsanelyfunnyx Dec 27, 2003

u got alot of jokes on this site! how do you do it?

Comment score: 3  

Posted by tissue Jan 11, 2004

THIS IS AN AWESOME JOKE! The ending is the best part.

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Posted by kgirlca Feb 08, 2004

I love the ending too.

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Posted by Drunky Dec 28, 2004

This is hilarious

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Posted by jonesy Jan 21, 2005

What a great joke!

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Posted by purplepineapple Feb 11, 2005

I know I hate mine!

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Posted by purplepineapple Feb 24, 2005

She killed the kid for being so difficult!! So her trial is next month . . . get it?

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Posted by sfishgirl Mar 01, 2005

I love subtle implication at the end

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Posted by ha-ha-hee-hee Mar 23, 2005

this is too funny.. kids will make u KILL them.. and for those who didn't get it the first time isn't around kids... funny funny...five smiles

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Posted by monkey_balls May 24, 2005

the best part was the last line.

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Posted by ntsoaky May 26, 2005

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Posted by hamburger Jun 15, 2005

The end says it all!lol!

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Posted by ntsoaky Jul 16, 2005

Man, I always come back to this one coz I can't stop laughin my lungs out since May 26th! THIS IS THE BEST.

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Posted by Majher Jul 22, 2005

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Posted by shimmermaid Aug 01, 2005

Interesting. Little kids are like that...

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Posted by suthrnbabe03 Sep 05, 2005

LOL ROFL, great joke!!

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Posted by KoReAn_AnGeL Jan 10, 2006

hillarious!!!!

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Posted by cartwheelmac Feb 07, 2006

HAHAHAHAAHH!!!

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Posted by brain_dead Feb 14, 2006

awsome joke

Comment score: 4  

Posted by honey_11 Mar 08, 2006

haha! funny!

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Posted by undercover_joker May 02, 2006

I only liked the ending

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Posted by yojoe May 27, 2006

great ending!! Loved it!! a five smily joke!!

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Posted by Question_Sleep Jun 12, 2006

That ending was just... wow. So funny!

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Posted by auntiesis Jun 15, 2006

Hysterical. I loved this joke, but it's more like a real story than a joke.

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Posted by mellew Jun 16, 2006

great joke but what does rofl mean?

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Posted by Shastaki Jun 16, 2006

rofl means rolling on floor laughing. and to get a joke on this site, you just have to click submit joke under the thing that says "my account".

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Posted by carissker9 Nov 29, 2006

GREAT!! TERRIFIC!!!! LOVE IT!!!!!

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Posted by SuperStar95 Dec 29, 2006

Awesome Joke!

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Posted by cheesetoast Mar 28, 2007

I am a teacher. It kinda made me laugh, but when I read the last line, I couldn't stop laughing. Good one!

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Posted by Joke_Master Oct 16, 2007

FUNNY AND ORIGINAL... LOVE IT!

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Posted by glowtmickey May 26, 2009

Of course the ending is the best part. Ever hear of a punch line

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Posted by luna103 Aug 13, 2010

oh my gosh!!! poor teacher!!! i prob would have hit him....

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