Discipline


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Joke ID#2113
Funny (3.05)
Rating (0.52)
CategoryOther / Misc  
Submitted ByNewf
Corrected By boodler
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A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. It fitted under his shirt and was not noticeable at all. On the first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in school.

Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window as wide as possible and then busied himself with desk work. The classroom became a bit unruly and he admonished them. This happened several times.

When he could do work at his desk, the strong breeze from the window made his tie flap annoyingly. He kept rearranging and rearranging the tie as the class raised its level of unruliness.

Finally, becoming disgusted with the wayward tie, he stood up and took a big stapler off his desk and stapled the tie to his chest in several places.

Discipline was not a problem from that day forth.




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Posted by blondie23 Aug 07, 2005

i heard this one before, But it is good

Comment score: 1  

Posted by SamanthaGold Aug 07, 2005

I don't get it!

Comment score: 7  

Posted by blue4ever16 Aug 07, 2005

its funny....the guy has a cast on his chest so he didnt hurt himself when he stapled the tie to his chest.....the kids didnt know he had a cast so they thought he was dangerous....or somethin like that

Comment score: 9  

Posted by linz2229 Aug 07, 2005

lol!!! nice one

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Posted by goosh Aug 08, 2005

ha! that is so great! i loved it

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Posted by zemoxian Nov 16, 2005

Cue the Psyhco music....

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Posted by bmonkey Aug 07, 2006

I didn't get it at first but i think its funny, i can't imagine the faces of those kids! ha ha

Comment score: 2  

Posted by coolhndsme Aug 07, 2006

very funny

Comment score: 2  

Posted by debbiedoesjokes7 Aug 07, 2006

Really a good joke to start my day! Thanx!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by debbiedoesjokes7 Aug 07, 2006

Sorry.. Would have rated it a 10. New @ this.

Comment score: 2  

Posted by SexyChic Aug 07, 2006

This is great! I could just imagine the faces on those kids. I am a teacher myself and maybe I should use this strategy when my kids misbehave.Ha! Ha!

Comment score: 2  

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