A Three Day Pass

Joke ID#2103
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Submitted ByNewf
Corrected By Shastaki
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An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the
Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass.

The CO says "Are you crazy? You just join the Israeli army, and you already want a 3-day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition!"

So the soldier comes back a day later in an Arab tank!

The CO was so impressed, he asked "How did you do it?"

"Well, I jumped in a tank, and went toward the border with the Arabs. I approached the border, and saw an Arab tank. I put my white flag up, the Arab tank put his white flag up. I said to the Arab soldier, 'Do you want to get a three-day pass?' So we exchanged tanks!"

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Posted by dakini1 Aug 09, 2003

Not to be dense or anything, but I don't get it.

Comment score: 6  

Posted by datra16 Aug 17, 2003

lol, thats great!!!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by vvz227 Aug 31, 2003

i dont get it either

Comment score: 0  

Posted by alex1234 Sep 09, 2003

i dont get it also

Comment score: 1  

Posted by rose_rox Sep 09, 2003

Er... sorry for the blank. It means tha the Arab and Israeli soldier switched tanks so they could get a 3-day pass from the army, although I explained it just like the joke :\

Comment score: 4  

Posted by blue4ever16 Sep 14, 2005

basically, they wanted 2 make it seem like they captured the enemy's tank

Comment score: 2  

Posted by shimmermaid Sep 14, 2005

Ok- I thought this was funny.It was not stupid, and just very good!

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Posted by lyris Apr 20, 2006


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