My Last Drink

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Submitted Byprimevil999
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An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.

The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."

The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.

The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition. Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.

The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."

The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking."

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Posted by datra16 Jul 31, 2003


Comment score: 2  

Posted by primevil999 Jul 31, 2003

shows what u no

Comment score: 3  

Posted by rose_rox Aug 10, 2003

Good one!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by dakini1 Aug 13, 2003

Actually, there is another joke on this site like this, only the pun line is "My brothers are fine, I just gave up drinking for lent" or something like that. Although, I don't know which one is the dupe.

Comment score: 5  

Posted by sarcastic_brat53 Aug 21, 2003


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Posted by primevil999 Sep 17, 2003

ya i thought so 2

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Posted by lyris Apr 12, 2006

Whichever has the lower id number is the joke that was put here before.

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