Choking


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Joke ID#2078
Funny (2.28)
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CategoryAnimal  
Submitted Byalex1234
Corrected By hilo
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A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker bar in the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, "Um, err, which of you gentlemen owns the Doberman tied outside to the parking meter?"

A giant of a man, wearing biker leathers, his body hair growing out through the seams, turned slowly on his stool, looked down at the quivering little man and said, "It's my dog. Why?"

"Well," squeaked the little man, obviously very nervous, "I believe my dog just killed it, sir."

"What?" roared the big man in disbelief. "What in the hell kind of dog do you have?"

"Sir," answered the little man, "it's a little four week old female puppy."

"Bull!" roared the biker, "how could your puppy kill my Doberman?"

"It appears that your dog choked on her, sir."




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Posted by hilow8p Sep 12, 2005

This is perhaps the funniest joke on the site; amazing

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Posted by mathlover639 Oct 12, 2006

i don't get it

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