The Foreign Man

Joke ID#2022
Funny (1.15)
Rating (2.48)
CategoryOther / Misc  
Submitted Byprimevil999
Corrected By Newf
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There was an foreign man who knew a little english and lived in a hotel. One day he told the waitress "I wanta fuck" the waitress said "what!!!" I wanta fuck, I wanta fuck on the table." The waitress answered and said "you better not you son of a bitch" so the waitress left mad and never gave him a fork. The next day he went to the manager and said "I wanta shit" the manager said "what!!!" "I wanta shit, I wanta shit on my bed" the manager answered "you better not you son of a bitch" and he never got the sheet he wanted.

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Posted by primevil999 Jul 29, 2003

good 1 me

Comment score: 2  

Posted by dakini1 Aug 13, 2003

I thought it was funny.

Comment score: 5  

Posted by fauck Jun 29, 2005

what does this mean??

Comment score: 4  

Posted by Potatosrmyfriend Aug 23, 2007

He wanted a sheet on his bed and a fork on the table, but he had a speech issue (maybe...) and so fork and sheet sounded like swear words.

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