Nurse Nancy

Joke ID#1939
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Submitted Byalex1234
Corrected By AnchMike
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Two doctors are in the hallway complaining about nurse Nancy. ''She's out of control!'' the first doctor says. ''She does everything backwards. Just last week I told her to give a man two milligrams of morphine every ten hours. Instead, she gave him 10 milligrams every two hours. He almost died!''

''That's nothing,'' said the second doctor, "earlier this week I told her to give a man an enema every 24 hours. Instead she tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour!''

All of a sudden they heard a blood curldling scream from down the hallway.

''OH MY GOD! I just realized that I told nurse Nancy to prick Mr. Smiths boil!'''

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Posted by DATRA16 Jul 28, 2003

i dont get it

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Posted by alex1234 Jul 28, 2003

let me are blonde? He does everything backwards so instead of pricking his boil...he boils his prick

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Posted by gilmoregirlsfan Aug 27, 2005

witch means...

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Posted by tsurt Aug 31, 2005

Nurse Nancy is trying to boil the patients manly parts in water. Get it?

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Posted by gilmoregirlsfan Sep 08, 2005

o, thx

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Posted by lyris Apr 07, 2006

What does being blond have to do with this? (I'm sorry, it's funny in jokes, but if you refer to a real person it's just mean.)

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