Joke ID#1928
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Submitted Byalex1234
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(I know some people may not consider this a joke but it is still funny, the results at the bottom are funny to! ENJOY!)

Intelligence Test Instructions:

Write each of your answers down, it makes a difference! You will be allowed 10 minutes to complete the test. Write your answers in the spaces provided. Are you ready? What is the time?


1) Some months have 30 days,some months have 31 days. How many months have 28 days? ____________________

2) If a doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one pill every half hour, how long would it be before all the pills had been taken? ____________________

3) I went to bed at eight o'clock in the evening and wound up my clock and set the alarm to sound at nine o'clock in the morning. How many hours sleep would I get before being awoken by the alarm? ____________________

4) Divide 30 by half and add ten. What do you get?____________________

5) A farmer had 17 sheep. All but 9 died. How many live sheep were left? ___________________

6) If you had only one match and entered a COLD and DARK room, where there was an oil heater, an oil lamp and a candle, which would you light first? ____________________

7) A man builds a house with four sides of rectangular construction, each side having a southern exposure. A big bear comes along. What color is the bear? ____________________

8) Take 2 apples from 3 apples. What do you have? ___________________

9) How many animals of each species did Moses take with him in the Ark? ____________________

10) If you drove a bus with 43 people on board from Chicago and stopped at Pittsburgh to pick up 7 more people and drop off 5 passengers and at Cleveland to drop off 8 passengers and pick up 4 more and eventually arrive at Philadelphia 20 hours later, what's the name of the driver? ____________________

Answers in the following article - no cheating now! GOOD LUCK!

1) All of them. Every month has at least 28 days.
2) 1 hour. If you take a pill at 1 o'clock, then another at 1:30 and the last at 2 o'clock,they will be taken in 1 hour.
3) 1 hour. It is a wind up alarm clock which cannot discriminate between a.m. and p.m.
4) 70. Dividing by half is the same as multiplying by 2.
5) 9 live sheep.
6) The match.
7) White. If all walls face south, the house must be on the North Pole.
9) None. It was Noah, not Moses.
10) YOU are the driver.

Grading Scale (out of 10)
8+: Engineer
7: Student
6: High school pupil
5: Primary school pupil
4: Teacher
3: College lecturer
2: University lecturer
1: Member of Congress

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Posted by primevil999 Jul 29, 2003

i have an 7

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Posted by vvz227 Aug 21, 2003

i got 7 but only cuz ive heard almost all of these b4

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Posted by boodler Apr 25, 2006

sweet tooth should look up dupe in a dictionary - mine says,a person easily deceived!

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Posted by marigold Jul 17, 2006

I got 9! And I'm only 14!

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Posted by Battery Jul 17, 2006

heard all of them before. so i got ten!

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Posted by Shastaki Aug 24, 2006

I got 10, I'm 14, and I've heard none of them before.

Comment score: -1  

Posted by lyris Nov 21, 2006

The grading scale is hilarious!!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by enderofgames Apr 01, 2007

10, I'm 14, and haven't heard them either. It's sad to those who couldn't get them.

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Posted by enderofgames Apr 01, 2007

I love those rankings. Especially the congress. But don't you think that should be zero, not one?

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Posted by kistin14 Jul 26, 2007

Wow, so many 14 year olds read this joke...

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Posted by Jokester Jun 05, 2008


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Posted by Joker159 Oct 20, 2012

got a 6 and im only 10!

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