Very Angry Wife


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Joke ID#1862
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CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted ByNewf
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A man left for work one Friday afternoon, but since it was payday, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck instead of just going straight home. When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and a two-hour tirade befitting his actions. Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply asked, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"

The man replied, "That would be fine with me."

Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results. Come Thursday, the swelling went down just enough that he could see her a little bit out of the corner of his left eye.







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Posted by shaylor Jul 29, 2003

Excellent!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by vvz227 Aug 11, 2003

i didnt understand it the first time i read the last line, but when i read it again, i started laughing! ha! good one!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by tissue Jan 18, 2004

Lol, that's a good one!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by ntsoaky Aug 03, 2005

that was a VERY angry good wife. good going, Newf.

Comment score: 4  

Posted by goosh Dec 02, 2005

lol

Comment score: 2  

Posted by shimmermaid Mar 18, 2006

*snort* ahem...

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Posted by coolhndsme Apr 11, 2006

very funny

Comment score: 2  

Posted by rlb0613 Apr 11, 2006

I LOVED IT!!! Sounds just like something I would do!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by undercover_joker May 05, 2006

I'm just glad my mom isnt like that!!!!!!!! oh yeah, pretty funny!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by brain_dead May 30, 2006

lol hilarious

Comment score: 1  

Posted by Shastaki Jun 16, 2006

Awesome!!

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Posted by bballrox2123 Jun 20, 2006

hubluza- the wife hit him very hard, so his eye swelled up- that means he couldnt see his wife.... Great joke!!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by phoenixoflife Oct 24, 2006

Cant... .. Stop.. ... laughing

Comment score: 1  

Posted by carissker9 Nov 29, 2006

HILARIOUS!!!LMFAO!!!!!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by eggface Nov 25, 2008

Ha ha ha! So funny!!!

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