Jealousy


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Joke ID#1861
Funny (3.19)
Rating (0.56)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted ByNewf
Corrected By Fathead
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A man was reading the paper when an ad caught his eye. It loudly announced, "$500 Porsche! New!" The man thought that it was very unusual to sell a Porsche for $500, and he thought it might be a joke, but he said to himself, 'it's worth a shot.'

So he went to the lady's house who was selling the Porsche and she led him into the garage. Sure enough, there was an almost brand new Porsche.

"Wow!" the man said, "Can I take it for a test drive?"

"Sure," answered the lady. Unlike what he expected, the man found that the car ran perfectly.

When he got back to the lady's house, he asked her, "Why are you selling me this great Porsche for only $500?"

Then the lady replied with a laugh, "My husband just ran off with his secretary, and he told me, 'You can have the house and the furniture, just sell my Porsche and send me the money.'"




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Posted by seraphim Jul 16, 2005

Good joke,but I would have sold it for a dollar!

Comment score: 4  

Posted by ntsoaky Aug 03, 2005

serves him right n true ,she shud have sold it 4 far less. good 1.

Comment score: 1  

Posted by _pid Aug 31, 2005

thats very cold, good job!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by imlaughin Sep 06, 2005

seraphim, she could have kept $499 and then sent him $1, that way she could make herself money, just a thought

Comment score: 4  

Posted by rac76 Sep 10, 2005

I've heard this joke before, and its still funny today!!! I would sell it for more, but I would keep the money!

Comment score: 0  

Posted by shimmermaid Sep 10, 2005

Hahaha... Funny and clever.

Comment score: 1  

Posted by SexyChic Sep 12, 2005

Ha ha!! I would have either sold it and kept the money or sold it for 1 cent and send the money to him. Serves him right.

Comment score: 1  

Posted by Frenchi Dec 16, 2005

She's selling the car and keeping the money for herself. You actually think she would send her husband the money?

Comment score: 1  

Posted by brain_dead Dec 23, 2005

i would have sold the car for a lot more, kept the money, then told him the car got stolen.

Comment score: 2  

Posted by MansyP Sep 10, 2006

good joke i luved it

Comment score: 2  

Posted by cheer492 Sep 10, 2006

lol i loved it!!!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by coolhndsme Sep 10, 2006

very funny

Comment score: 2  

Posted by sulphhemoglobia Sep 10, 2007

She should have gotten an attorney, he would have gotten all the money not the husband!!!

Comment score: -1  

Posted by funnymanWEN Sep 10, 2008

i thought it was ok.. the ending could of been a lil better..I didn't even laugh!

Comment score: 2  

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