Annoying Boy on Bus


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Joke ID#1855
Funny (2.54)
Rating (1.63)
CategoryChildren  
Submitted Byalex1234
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A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.''
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.''

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a prostitute?!''

The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!''





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Posted by imlaughin Sep 14, 2005

smart kid!

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