Big Cats

Joke ID#1842
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Submitted Byjacintan
Corrected By WolfDaemon
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1. Q: What would you do if a cheetah charged you?
A: Pay him cash. (But don't worry. He accepts credit cards too.)

2. Q: Who went into the tiger's lair and came out alive?
A: The tiger.

3. Q: If there were ten cats in a boat and one jumped off, how many are still on the boat?
A: None- they were all copy cats.

4: Q: What has four legs and two eyes but sees just as well from both ends?
A: A tiger with its eyes closed.

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Posted by Celanba May 14, 2006

Not jokes, really, but it was a decent try.

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