Lorraine


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Joke ID#1816
Funny (2.69)
Rating (0.68)
CategoryPuns  
Submitted ByNewf
Corrected By boodler
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There was this guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine who was very pretty and he liked her a lot.
One day he went to work to find that a new girl had started. Her name was Clearly and she was absolutely gorgeous. He became quite besotted with her and after a while it became obvious that she was interested in him too.
But this guy was a loyal man and he wouldn't get involved with Clearly while he was still going out with Lorraine. He decided that there was nothing for it but to break up with her and get it on with the new girl. He planned several times to tell Lorraine but he couldn't bring himself to do it.
One day they went for a walk along the river bank when Lorraine slipped and fell in to the river. The current carried her off and she drowned. The guy stopped for a moment by the river and then ran off singing -
"I can see Clearly now Lorraine has gone"




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Posted by Gizzer Jul 16, 2003

Saw that one coming a mile away

Comment score: 2  

Posted by juggleboy502 Jun 23, 2005

that was funny!!! lol, good pun!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by seandidy Oct 13, 2005

That was kind mean,but it seems stupidly funny at the end.

Comment score: 1  

Posted by teshka Oct 14, 2005

this was really cute

Comment score: 1  

Posted by shimmermaid Oct 15, 2005

Oh puh-leeze... *groans*...funny pun!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by boodler May 14, 2006

In the version I heard many years ago, the girl-friend met someone else and left him. This is not up to newfy's usually excellent standard, I'm afraid.

Comment score: 1  

Posted by salem33466 Mar 16, 2007

lol

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