Urinate


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Joke ID#1814
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Submitted ByNewf
Corrected By rose_rox
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Mrs. Flebs, a teacher, was standing in front of her class. It was the beginning of the new school year. Mrs. Flebs said, "Okay class, we're going to go around the room and have everybody say a sentence. We'll start with Sarah."

Sarah said, "Cows have spots."

Terrence said, ''Baseball is a sport."

Carla said, "Computers are electronic."

Bobby said, "Urinate."

Mrs. Flebs said, "Bobby, urinate is a word, not a sentence."

Bobby said, "Not urinate, it's you're an eight. And if you had bigger tits you'd be a ten."










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Posted by Drunky Jul 15, 2003

Nice joke but whats with the punctuation?

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Posted by newf Jul 16, 2003

I have NO idea, I did not put them there!!!

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