I Am Gifted, Not Cursed


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Joke ID#17930
Funny (2.4)
Rating (0.82)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted Byevil996
Corrected By boodler
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Girl eagerly asks her boyfriend "Where is my birthday gift?"

The boyfriend points to a sports car across the street and says "You see that beautiful and expensive Ferrari on the other side of the road?"

Girl gets excited and screams, "Yeah!"

Boy, also excitedly, says, "Well, I got you the same color nail varnish!"




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Posted by evil996 Oct 19, 2011

Why is it rated pg? And oh yeah its supposed to be "excitedly" not "excitingly". Gawd damn it

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Posted by Smarty_Pants321 Dec 07, 2011

Ha ha! This is funny. But i would be a bit upset if i was her. Poor Girl...... But funny!!!

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