Musically Speaking . . .


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Submitted ByGuitarplyr
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What is the definition of perfect pitch?
When you throw the accordion into the dumpster and it lands on the banjo.


What is the definition of a quarter tone?
Two oboes playing in unison.


What do you call a guitar player who just broke up with his girlfriend??
Homeless.


How do you know if the drum stand is level?
There is drool coming out of both sides of the drummer's mouth.




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