Genital Auction


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Joke ID#17803
Funny (2.18)
Rating (1.88)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted Bydjsquid1000
Corrected By boodler
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Wife : "I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks. The big
ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars."

Husband : "How about the ones like mine?"

Wife : "Those they gave away."

Husband : "I had a dream too . . . I dreamt they were
auctioning off cunts. The pretty ones went for a thousand dollars, and the little tight ones went for two thousand."

Wife : "And how much for the ones like mine?"

Husband : "That's where they held the auction."




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