God is Watching


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In the cafeteria of a Catholic school, the children were lined up for lunch. At the head of the line was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note and she had placed it in front of the apples. The note read: "Take only one, God is watching."

Further down the cafeteria line was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies...

One of the boys had written a note of his own. The note he placed in front of the cookies read: "Take all you want, God is watching the apples."





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Posted by Jonesy Dec 14, 2004

What a cute joke! Great Job!

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Posted by books_i_luv Feb 19, 2005

hah this is hilarious

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Posted by monkey_balls May 24, 2005

i love his wit

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Posted by Majher Jul 22, 2005

I have already heard this joke before!

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Posted by juggleboy502 Jul 24, 2005

that was cute

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Posted by ferraridawn Sep 13, 2005

thats a god one!

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Posted by SexyChic Sep 13, 2005

Great joke.

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Posted by bmonkey Sep 13, 2006

ITS SIMPLE, PLAIN AND FUNNY!

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Posted by dragonlilly1 Sep 13, 2006

Of course being the good little Catholic girl I gotta relate...however back in the day the nuns would have knocked the stuffing out of us ...but I always prevailed...

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Posted by coolhndsme Sep 13, 2006

very funny

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Posted by haha92 Oct 09, 2006

hehehe,goooood.

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