Top 14 Fun Things To Do In A Public Bathroom

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14. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall wall of your neighbor; then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here please?"

13. Fill a balloon with creamed corn. Rush into the stall with your hand over your mouth and let out a lengthy vomit impression while you squeeze the balloon and splatter cream corn all about. Apologize profusely and blame it on the fettuccine alfredo you had for breakfast.

12. Take in a wineskin filled with water. Stand and slowly squeeze it out into the toilet, every 15-20 seconds moan or sigh.

11. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot."

10. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.

9. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"

8. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

7. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

6. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

5. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.

4. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

3. Say, "Interesting... more floaters than sinkers."

2. After flushing, say, "Darn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"

1. Fill a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!"

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Posted by bumblebee33 Oct 22, 2003

Hehehe very good...

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Posted by juggleboy502 Jun 24, 2005

here's another: Say, "Hmmm, I dont remember eating THAT much corn!"

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Posted by juggleboy502 Jul 14, 2005

here's a couple more i've seen: *** Say "Darn, this water is cold." *** Drop a marble and say, "Oh shoot! My glass eye!"*** Play a well known drum cadence over and oven again on your butt cheeks.***and.... Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

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Posted by juggleboy502 Jul 14, 2005

anyway, my favorites were the mountain dew one and the canteloupe, even though i've heard 'em before!

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