Oh, George!


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Submitted ByFrindledon3
Corrected By boodler
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Real Quotes By George Bush:

This is my maiden voyage. My first speech since I was the president of the United States and I couldn't think of a better place to give it than Calgary, Canada." - George W. Bush, as reported by the Associated Press, Calgary, Canada, March 17, 2009.

"I'm going to put people in my place, so when the history of this administration is written at least there's an authoritarian voice saying exactly what happened." - George W. Bush, on what he hopes to accomplish with his memoir, as reported by the Associated Press, Calgary, Canada, March 17, 2009.

"One of the very difficult parts of the decision I made on the financial crisis was to use hardworking people's money to help prevent there to be a crisis." - George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 12, 2009.

"I'm telling you there's an enemy that would like to attack America, Americans, again. There just is. That's the reality of the world. And I wish him all the very best." - George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 12, 2009.

"In terms of the economy, look, I inherited a recession, I am ending on a recession." - George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 12, 2009.


"I guess it's OK to call the secretary of education here 'buddy.' That means friend." - George W. Bush, Philadelphia, Jan. 8, 2009.

"So I analyzed that and decided I didn't want to be the president during a depression greater than the Great Depression, or the beginning of a depression greater than the Great Depression." - George W. Bush, Washington D.C., Dec. 18, 2008.

"People say, well, do you ever hear any other voices other than, like, a few people? Of course I do." - George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Dec. 18, 2008.

"I've abandoned free market principles to save the free market system." - George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Dec. 16, 2008.




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Posted by Frindledon3 Sep 09, 2009

looks like I made a mistake and put something on twice! my bad

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