True Story

Joke ID#16902
Funny (1.35)
Rating (1.8)
Submitted Bypolgadot
Corrected By then00b12
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A man goes to the store with a list of things he needs to buy for his wife, and as he is going in he sees a child with free kittens.
He continues and buys the things on the list.
On the way out he sees the free kittens again and no-one has taken any.
So he takes his things to his car, comes backs and takes the SIX kittens that are left.
He goes home brings in the groceries and then the six kittens. when his wife sees the six kittens she says "Why do you have six kittens, six kittens!"
Husband calmly replys, "Six kittens hell, those are six pale bearers for your dead pussy!"

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